This is a C worthy Effort.

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You are now a Dragon Wad.
A Dragon Wad is not a good thing. . .
So, sorta get used to that for a while.

[=MISSION: Prove us wrong!=>
=>Basically, don't be a Wad.=]

You are in a grassy field.
You see:
a very small, hairy reptile biped creature

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